She Got Dat Lace

Today I bought a shirt. It mystifies me and exhilarates me at the same time. Is this normal. Is it? No. Because it's got LACE. And an EAGLES logo. And weird wingy things under the sleeves. And also a flying motorcycle. All for seven dollars. And so I drew a picture of it.

Here you go.

Valentine's Day

It's a SAD, SAD day today-- It's Singles Awareness Day!

Happy Valentine's Day, y'all.

First-World Problems

     I see many "First-World Problems" on Facebook pages, blogs, memes, tattoos, Paris Hilton, etc, and I think to myself: These people have Never Been To Idaho. So I have created my own, using my own life and my friends' as an example of Idaho First-World Problems. Enjoy.

The Time Traveler's Wife's Uncle's Stepgranddaughter (With A Slight Head Cold)

     Recently I was with my mom and sister in a car. This occurence is normal.
     We bought ourselves and my dad some coffee and were driving to drop it off at his work when I had: A Revelation.